In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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