This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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