I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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