She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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