Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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