you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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