halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
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