hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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