I think I am morally bankrupt
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Randomize
