I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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