Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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