What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
so much tequila, so little girl.
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
COCAINE IS GR8
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
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