Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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