What did we do last night that was yellow?
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
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