i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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