fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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