We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
Dear god my vagina.
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