Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
First drunken handjob: not successful. Second handjob, mostly sober: much better. Nightly news brought to you by me.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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