Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
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