there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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