let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
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