Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
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