Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
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