what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
Randomize
