Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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