I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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