Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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