You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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