Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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