i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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