that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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