Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
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