YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
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Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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