i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
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