Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
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