just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Dear Mark, please dispose of your crusty mcdonalds napkins used to jerk it at my desk
discrete masterbation is a lost art
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
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