A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
Can I color on your dick again?
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
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