so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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