Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
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