Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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