do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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