i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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