My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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