Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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