We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize
