Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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