Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
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