i was rollin on her like bob the builder
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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