O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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