Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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