ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
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