O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
