Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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