Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
Are my feet made of real feet?
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
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