You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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