Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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