btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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